You got… THE RANDOM KEYS!!!

The other day I looked in my wardrobe. This should not shock you. It is part of my daily routine as every morning, I get dressed. But suddenly, I noticed something peculiar! My eyes beheld a mysterious sight – two dull bronze coloured keys held together with a double ring of shining silver. These are the kind of keys one would not expect to find in a wardrobe; in my opinion, they would have been more expected in a small treasure chest! Dun dudu du duuuuuun! They could be used to open a door, but only in this area! (for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of playing the legend of zelda series, this may be lost.)

(pictorial representation of the above metaphor)
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The keys were odd keys. Most incredibly bizarre. I don’t recall ever using them and I havent the foggiest idea how they came to be in residence in my wardrobe. How long had they been there? Who knows! Long enough for one of them to gather dust. Just ONE of them. And THAT in itself is a conundrum! How does just one key gather dust whilst it’s metallic counterparts remain unscathed or sparkling? How is it even possible? Whonu?

But back to the pressing matter at hand – they weren’t my keys, so whose were they? What did they open? Have I had a past repressed use of this key and put it in my wardrobe? Is the key somehow secret; a keycret if you will? I guess one day I’ll find out…

ANYWHO! It inspired me to draw something/ write a short back story to which I have dubbed “master of the keys”. Enjoy.

you hear a chink chink chink in the distance; It’s sound echoes like light chains scraping across a stone floor. You turn around but not a soul is to be seen. Making haste, you try to rush to your destination, only to find two dull bronze keys on the floor. They look so mysterious that you pick them up, and as the cold metal touches your hand, the room goes pitch black. You try to drop the keys but you cannot. You are locked into place. Instantly regretting your decision, you try to move, but you are frozen solid. All of a sudden, you see two red lights. They focus on you. And then you realise that they are giant eyes! Then you see the spiky beard and the flame like wisps of hair. You have been trapped by the master of the keys….

The frotorch

The other day I was chatting over a pint of coca cola with a friend, and we started talking about random business ideas. Here is one that we collectively came up with- the Frotorch!

It’s essentially a blowtorch, but with a completely different function! Spray it on your head and grow an afro! It’s mega volumizing and super stylish! It’s fro cool! (pun on so cool) ish….
:3

Get to the chopper

This is a doodle I did the other day. A bit random, but quite self explanatory! I’d heard that phrase on an advert or something.

Jimmy one-bird the gangster

Hey there! As I’m sitting here waiting for the rest of my group before we start an exam together, I thought I’d share with you one of the latest characters of the stickandgooniverse! Look who just walked in! Is it tom hanks? No! It’s a funny little new york Italian guy we like to call jimmy one bird. Also his bird. The bird has no name. It’s his little friend. Say hello.

He’s the latest character in the stickandgooniverse, capiche? ( I only said he’s new York Italian because then you’d read it in that accent! He’s not actually a new Yorker or an Italian, because, in fact, he’s a doodle!) :3

T shirt designs

Today whilst taking a break from work, I decided to work on a comic that I started; more specifically the characters and their clothes. Here are some quick designs I drew up. I wonder if they’d sell in real life? Or if people would wear them… I might make some for myself :3

Oh and by the way, ALL T SHIRT DESIGNS (C) STICKANDGOONIVERSE, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!!!

Random thought of the evening.

HEY DIDDLY HEY HO!

Its time for another random thought of the evening.

There used to be this butch looking guy who walked past my house. He always wore a black hoodie and black pants. He always had the hood up, even in summer. His face was a perpetual grimace and I would not wish his evil glance upon anyone. With him, he had a husky dog on a chain. Not a lead, a chain. Of all the dogs in the world, I feel that huskies are one of the nicest breeds, but this particular husky dog looked evil. I never knew the guy’s name or the dog’s name for that matter, so being as he was such a butch and pretty scary guy, I gave him a proper butch nickname… Only joking! I nicknamed him cecil. He somehow seemed less angry with the name cecil.

I havent seen him walk past my house in a while… I wonder what happened to cecil?

Doughnuts

Yesterday, I had a pear, an apple and a banana for breakfast. Looking at me there on the counter was a tin of krispy kremes. I hovered over the donuts, but then decided not to take a bite because I needed to get out to church.

An hour passed and it came to the start of the service. I was leading worship and I got to the final song in the setlist. And I know its reaaaaaaaaly bad but my stomach started rumbling and I thought ‘man I wish I’d had a donut before I came out’.

So here is a ditty I composed about doughnuts:

The Doughnut Ditty 2012

In the morning

I saw them there tempting me

with a metal 6 pack

I love the winter

I love the frosted delights

red cups and reading books

there sits a cardboard dozen

when I started this song

I thought I would soon be done

but i’m not yet done

I’m a hungry one

hungry as a hippo

singing on the stage

and i’m thinking

how I wish I had a doughnut this morning

honey glaze

maple glaze

frosted top

doughnut cake

cream filled

jam filled

custard filled

sprinkly thrills

oh how I wish I had a doughnut to eat

oh how I wish I had a doughnut to eat 

Stick and Goo in ‘Fancy Meal Out’

Stick and goo, (c) STICKANDGOONIVERSE, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Hey! Look who just walked in on this cold december night! Its none other than Stick and Goo! And they have a new escapade to show you!

STICKANDGOONIVERSE PROUDLY PRESENTS

STICK AND GOO in

FANCY MEAL OUT (Featuring Francois the waiter)

Stick and goo in 'fancy meal out' (c) STICKANDGOONIVERSE, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

 

Merry Christmas everyone!

Festive thought of the evening!

Being as its Christmas, I’ll hit you with a double whammy thought of the evening.

1) I have invented a sort of game to play when in public, or at home or wherever you feel like. It’s called ‘name that smell’. To play this game, there must be a peculiar odour in your vicinity. There must be one or more players. When your nose is awakened to the odour, you exclaim ‘ looks like its time for another exciting round of name that smell!’. And then you try and guess what the smell is. It could be anything from varnished wood to fermented sprouts. The winner is the person who guesses the smell. There is no prize. Perhaps the winner should award themselves with air freshener.

2) Now for a more christmassy point! When I was little, on christmas eve, my mother and father used to read ’twas the night before christmas to me and my sister before we went to bed. We used to insist on reading the story before going to bed. We always used to find the mouse and the ladybird and stuff. awww. Here is Michael Buble’s take on that beloved children’s story!

 

 

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

The Quirky Turkey

the quirky turkey (c) Stickandgooniverse, all rights reserved

Gobble gobble gobble! Who’s this holiday themed hoot? Why, its none other than the quirky turkey!

The who?

THE QUIRKY TURKEY! The latest addition to the ever-growing stickandgooniverse! (This is the 1st character in the stickandgooniverse that I have drawn on my DS!)

The quirky turkey is part of a clan of turkeys who arrive around the holiday period. (Latin: Quirquius Turquius) The quirky turkey clan are quirky for a few reasons:

1. They wear bowler hats
2. They are red, white and blue.
3. They wear blue neckerchiefs!
4. They wear ray bans
5. their snoods (if that is in fact the right term for the red flappy bit that go over their beaks) are in a kiss curl. They are also red as the quirky turkey clan are a romantic clan.

Each one of the quirky turkeys has a number (a bit like the bizarro numbering system in Superman). Above, you will see quirky turkey number one. And below, you can see the most likely future of quirky turkey number one! Sad times!

the quirky turkey, (c) Stickandgooniverse, all rights reserved

If you see this unfortunate event happen this christmas, pour some cranberry juice out for one’s homies.

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.